is a 25 year old freelance writer/actor/Los Angeles cliché/occasional dj. i write for the Vice blog, boner party!!!, and fuckyeahsharks, or whoever would like me to, and if you would like me to, email me.tv & new media agent: Brandon Martinez at Abrams Artists / / / / / literary agent: Sam Hiyate at The Rights Agency var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-4638789-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @nedhepburn)http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjyvyRRwO1qz7wfjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/254125755http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/254125755Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:14:21 -0800<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthyfc35wg1qa0yiyo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://writera.tumblr.com/post/253901647/caetiecakes-hennypotter-via">writera</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://caetiecakes.tumblr.com/post/253887610/hennypotter-via-strawberryswisher-hey-this">caetiecakes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hennypotter.tumblr.com/post/252733624/via-strawberryswisher-hey-this-is-never-cool">hennypotter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://strawberryswisher.tumblr.com/">strawberryswisher</a>)</p> <p>hey. this is never cool.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Yes, definitely never, never, ever, cool.</p> </blockquote> <p>its not? fuck.</p>http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/254116185http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/254116185Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/253623954/tumblr_ktjcrsrxZp1qz7wfj&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Andrew Oldham Orchestra</b> “The Last Time”<i> (Rolling Stones cover)<br/>___</i></p> <p>the “Bittersweet Symphony” sample.</p>http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253623954http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253623954Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:16:40 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/253613970/tumblr_ktio01dHaT1qzwpxn&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>The Verve </b>“Bittersweet Symphony” <i>(James Lavelle Remix, </i><i>via </i><a href="http://kellymcclure.tumblr.com/post/253608256/halfbakedidea-essdogg-the-verve"><i>kellymcclure</i></a><i>)</i></p>http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253613970http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253613970Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:07:23 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0NcJ_63z-mA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0NcJ_63z-mA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>epic.</p>http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253517686http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253517686Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:34:39 -0800<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktj7uambzA1qz7wfjo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253512913http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253512913Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0800<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktj6r4r2rN1qz7wfjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“hey guys”</p>http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253487977http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253487977Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:06:34 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/253482228/tumblr_ktj6ihGoNC1qz7wfj&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>The Royal Guardsmen</b> “Bears”</p>http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253482228http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253482228Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:01:29 -0800<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktj6f7kxnq1qz7wfjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253480150http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253480150Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:59:30 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/253475935/tumblr_ktj68rKHuH1qz7wfj&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Panda Bear</b> “Comfy In Nautica”</p>http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253475935http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253475935Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:55:39 -0800<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktj6664f7k1qz7wfjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253474337http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253474337Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:54:05 -0800<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktj62uuCK91qz7wfjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>ah, yes. the great “Poking Bears With Sticks” issue of Life magazine.</p>http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253472201http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253472201Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:52:03 -0800<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktj5sosFg81qzgdhco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bearsaregreat.tumblr.com/post/253465804/the-pizzly-bear-is-a-cross-between-a-polar-bear">bearsaregreat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The “pizzly bear” is a cross between a polar bear and a grizzly bear. They first appeared in the Canadian Arctic in 2006 when melting snow caps caused their habitats to overlap. [<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12738644/GT1/8199/">source</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253470230http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253470230Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:50:15 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_sarYH0z948&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_sarYH0z948&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>HEY EVERYBODY! GATHER ‘ROUND! SEVEN MINUTES OF DAVID CARUSO CSI: MIAMI ONE LINERS!</p>http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253424195http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253424195Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:04:56 -0800<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktj3gkak9o1qz7wfjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Biz.</p>http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253414197http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253414197Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:55:21 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/253412222/tumblr_ktj3deFcxD1qz7wfj&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Biz Markie</b> “Just A Friend”</p>http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253412222http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253412222Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:53:38 -0800“The only true currency in this bankrupt world… is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool.”<br/><br/> - <em>Lester Bangs</em>http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253343749http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253343749Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:45:02 -0800<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktj02y6GNw1qz7wfjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253341316http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253341316Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:42:34 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/253340366/tumblr_ktj01mkTOs1qz7wfj&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Velvet Underground</b> “Sunday Morning”</p>http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253340366http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253340366Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:41:46 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/253279457/tumblr_ktix7bGdIa1qz7wfj&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>White Stripes</b> “We Are Going To Be Friends”</p>http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253279457http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/253279457Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:40:23 -0800