Features Editor at Death & Taxes Magazine, contributor to The Week, Interview, and Vice Magazine.
How I will die.
- In a hole.
- Out of a hole.
- Halfway in a hole.
- Without a pot to piss in.
- With a pot to piss in.
- Stealing a pot which I plan to piss in.
- Blinded by misguided intentions.
- Clutching the other half of the magical amulet.
- In slow motion, in a hail of FBI gunfire.