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Features Editor at Death & Taxes Magazine, contributor to The Week, Interview, and Vice Magazine.
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How I will die.
- Alone.
- Unloved.
- Penniless.
- In a hole.
- Out of a hole.
- Halfway in a hole.
- Without a pot to piss in.
- With a pot to piss in.
- Stealing a pot which I plan to piss in.
- Destitute.
- Bulldog-less.
- Hungry.
- Afraid.
- Blinded by misguided intentions.
- Clutching the other half of the magical amulet.
- In slow motion, in a hail of FBI gunfire.
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hennnypotter said:
If its any comfort at all, I can talk to my Pop and ensure the last one doesn’t happen.
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same
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cowboy-killr said:
CHASING A SQUIRREL INTO THAT HOLE BECAUSE HE STOLE YOUR FUCKING LIGHTER
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hydeordie said:
in a tutu, in a bowler cap, in a box, with a fox, eating lox.
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