Ned Hepburn

Brilliant Ideas For Tattoos.

• a polar bear blinking in a snowstorm.

• lower back tattoo of Jon Lovitz.

• upper back tattoo of Jon Lovitz.

• “glasses and mustache” disguise, on face.

• Bowser at a piano.

• full sleeve of various scenes from Planes, Trains & Automobiles.

• Kevin Spacey, squatting.

• small white lump of cocaine on area between thumb and forefinger.

• “I Brake For Yard Sales” lower back tattoo.

• circular mural around waist of entire plot to the novel To Kill A Mockingbird.

• inner thigh tattoo reading “If You Can Read This You Could Be Home By Now”.

• Charlie Brown’s head squiggle on own forehead.

• thick black lines on abs (to accentuate).

• any genital tattoo, such as “Sleeping Rupert Murdoch”, or my personal favorite “The Upsidedown Angry Albino Elephant”.

• a duck, mid sneeze.


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