Features Editor at Death & Taxes Magazine, contributor to The Week, Interview, and Vice Magazine.
- a Coachella of Bullshit.
- Ennui Pie.
- an IKEA of frustration.
- a Venti of boredom.
- a paint-swatch of anger.
- the movie ‘Ted’ of unreliability.
- a fig of buffoonery.
- a field of ignorance.
- a zen garden of societal indifference.
- a champagne-flute fountain of shit.
- the Janes Addiction of misunderstanding.
- Prom Night for the dark side of the soul.