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The other day an old man came in to pick up his wife who we had just cremated.
After he signed the necessary paperwork and I was helping carry his wife to his car for him he turned to me and said, “So now all I have to do is add some water and that should bring her back right?”
I wanted to laugh and cry at the same time.
(Source: henryandpeople)
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