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is a 25 year old writer. i write for the Vice blog and do a couple record reviews for Bust Magazine. email me at nedhepburn AT gmail DOT com.

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Other Things Daniel Plainview Abandoned (Other Than His Boy)

• he thought he was lactose intolerant, but as it turns out he wasn’t. to which he exclaims “IVE ABANDONED MY SOY”.
• not liking his Chinese vegetable dish, he informs the waiter “I’VE ABANDONED MY BOK CHOY”.
• upon pushing the wrong button at a soda vending machine, he is iffy about his genteel can of soda and says “I’VE ABANDONED MY ST CROIX”.
• accidentally leaving his CD at a dinner party, he was heard to say “I’VE ABANDONED MY ROY orbison”.

when im old and grey i’ll be the only one in the retirement home still saying “I’VE ABANDONED MY BOY” jokes all the time.