Ned Hepburn

High-res I was out with a woman – a real one, this time – and two hours into it I looked at my beer and decided I hated it passionately and for the next fifteen minutes became exhausted by the wallpaper and the other clientele, and totally forgot every word in the English language, and rambled on about something, and hoped aloud that she would forgive me for having such a localized aneurysm that had as to which temporarily removed any form of charm or grace from me for five straight minutes.  It makes you wonder why we’re even let outside sometimes. 

I was out with a woman – a real one, this time – and two hours into it I looked at my beer and decided I hated it passionately and for the next fifteen minutes became exhausted by the wallpaper and the other clientele, and totally forgot every word in the English language, and rambled on about something, and hoped aloud that she would forgive me for having such a localized aneurysm that had as to which temporarily removed any form of charm or grace from me for five straight minutes. 

It makes you wonder why we’re even let outside sometimes. 

Notes

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    ^^^^^^^^^^I wonder...time^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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    sometimes.” No truer words… This is why I do things alone. My “localized aneurysms” can be let out to play without...
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    All I can think about is how it looks like those two women are about to fuck on the countertop.
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  9. hannahalonzo said: Same. Except replace a woman with a man who had alot of facial hair and thought it would be a good idea to try and take me to a bar that only played hockey and someones dog kept trying to hump my foot and I did not apologize.
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