ned hepburn

is a 25 year old freelance writer/actor/Los Angeles cliché/occasional dj. i write for Vice, boner party!!!, fuckyeahsharks, and Manolith.com. email me.

tv & new media agent: Brandon Martinez at Abrams Artists / / / / / literary agent: Sam Hiyate at The Rights Agency

PEREZ HILTON GOT BEAT UP BY FUCKING WILL.I.AM. I. KNOW. RIGHT? HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. sorry, but that dude is a midget. can you imagine a midget beating you up? and isn’t the dude a hologram or something?

PEREZ HILTON GOT BEAT UP BY FUCKING WILL.I.AM.

I. KNOW. RIGHT?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. sorry, but that dude is a midget. can you imagine a midget beating you up? and isn’t the dude a hologram or something?

Monday, June 22nd 2009 1:10am