Writer / Editor / Dilettante
(Playboy, Esquire, Vice, Interview, National Geographic, and a bunch of other thangs)
Great Jobs For Me:
Social Media Checker-Upper-On.
Keeping It Real Guy. Things not being kept real around the office? I will say what everyone is thinking to that person / group of people. For money.
President Of The Selena Fan Club (position has been vacant since 1995)
A koala / Jeremy Piven’s professional body double.
Movie critic for High Times magazine.
Activia™ spokesperson for the 18-35 demographic. (“WASSUP, GENERATION Y? KEEP YO SHITS ON THE REG!”)
beerbellyandbones likes this herdivineshadow said: If I employed you as a koala, would you wear the ears? That would be adorable. You could hang out in the living room being a koala and eat cake. Yeah, sorry, you get paid in cake. Show more notes