Ned Hepburn

Fuck the 53%.

They should just call the 53% movement “Do You Want a Fucking Cookie, Or Something?”. 

It’s basically just because middle class white people don’t have a Tyler Perry figure to placate them (Tim Allen? maybe?) into thinking everything is kind of OK so now they’re getting all uppity about “having shit”.

Nobody gives a fuck that you went to school and didn’t buy an iPad or didn’t have any fun in life. Nobody. You callous fuck. You’re basically SHOWING THE WHOLE WORLD that you got the wrong end of the stick. Do you know how much cocaine bankers get to do off of someone’s stepdaughters titties because you played all your cards “right”? A lot. You myopic leech. Someone fuck your face with a sock full of dollar coins so you can stop feeling so fucking entitled. Let a bear chase you for 30 seconds and then tell me how fucking secure your life is compared to others. Unless that high horse can do some fucking tricks you have no use for that thing here with the rest of humanity. Not everything correlates to you. 

You can teach a man to fish and he’ll learn to eat his whole life but if you give a man a sense of entitlement he’ll shit on the placemat of everyone else at the table. 


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