Ned Hepburn

frangry: Oh my god. I just can’t take it anymore. this has to be fake. it has to be. if it isn’t i’m moving to a commune where i will grow all my own food. UPDATE: its fucking real. lets go through this. look. at. those. headlines. Jay Leno? Lady Gaga? on the same cover? of a magazine that used to give a damn? are you fucking serious? have you totally sold out? you have totally sold out. new celebrity gurus? what the fuck? if i wanted Us Weekly i’d pick that up instead. a cigarette that might not kill you is a brilliant headline for a magazine that has Evil Robot Bernadette Peters on the front of it. The 90’s Revival. really, Rolling Stone? i bet you talk about Nirvana. no, go on! i’ll wait. Dave Matthews. Recession Drugs? so you mean MORE pot? this isn’t as much a list of headlines as it is just a string of nouns, is it? this entire cover was kept locked in a drawer marked ‘wouldnt it be funny if…’ and then you guys just ran out of ideas. The Girl Who Will Save MTV. does anybody even watch MTV anymore? people who care about eyebrows and car size do. why are you trying to sell a magazine to them? and finally. LA’s punk rock gym. further cementing the fact that you’ve gone from “timeless publication” to “Vh1: The Magazine”. its fucking sad. Rolling Stone used to actually be a GOOD READ.

frangry:

Oh my god. I just can’t take it anymore.

this has to be fake. it has to be. if it isn’t i’m moving to a commune where i will grow all my own food.

UPDATE: its fucking real. lets go through this.

  • look. at. those. headlines.
  • Jay Leno? Lady Gaga? on the same cover? of a magazine that used to give a damn? are you fucking serious? have you totally sold out? you have totally sold out.
  • new celebrity gurus? what the fuck? if i wanted Us Weekly i’d pick that up instead.
  • a cigarette that might not kill you is a brilliant headline for a magazine that has Evil Robot Bernadette Peters on the front of it.
  • The 90’s Revival. really, Rolling Stone? i bet you talk about Nirvana. no, go on! i’ll wait.
  • Dave Matthews.
  • Recession Drugs? so you mean MORE pot? this isn’t as much a list of headlines as it is just a string of nouns, is it? this entire cover was kept locked in a drawer marked ‘wouldnt it be funny if…’ and then you guys just ran out of ideas.
  • The Girl Who Will Save MTV. does anybody even watch MTV anymore? people who care about eyebrows and car size do. why are you trying to sell a magazine to them?
  • and finally. LA’s punk rock gym. further cementing the fact that you’ve gone from “timeless publication” to “Vh1: The Magazine”.
its fucking sad. Rolling Stone used to actually be a GOOD READ.

Notes

  1. andeventhis reblogged this from nedhepburn and added:
    i made this determination when they called sarah silverman the “funniest woman in america.” i cancelled my subscription...
  2. sweetestofnights reblogged this from nedhepburn and added:
    I sadly sadly sadly agree.
  3. ravendarkberryz reblogged this from frangry and added:
    UGH! Why?! Why do people find anything about her appealing?!
  4. lotusmodern reblogged this from nedhepburn and added:
    Rolling Stone: Officially, completely irrelevant.
  5. justcheese reblogged this from thepilgrim-chapter32 and added:
    She’s far too ugly to be confused/compared with Dee Snyder.
  6. poops reblogged this from thepilgrim-chapter32 and added:
    last month - gossip girl/icecream fellatio. this month - retarded popslut gets her titties out to sell mags. WHAT EVER...
  7. ace138 reblogged this from nedhepburn and added:
    I was pretty sure this was photoshopped. Until I went to RollingStones homepage. There it is. yep. For fucking real.
  8. andiwa reblogged this from nedhepburn and added:
    I walked by the newstand in the airport today and I had to stop cause I thought this was Courtney Love and I had a whole...
  9. nikinails reblogged this from frangry
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  11. everydayk reblogged this from haygirlhay and added:
    At first I thought this was Cher, circa 1985. That is both horrifying and hilarious.
  12. haygirlhay reblogged this from frangry and added:
    love GaGa but someone should tell her the thing she could do to be truly shocking is look pretty for once.
  13. teapotsonfire reblogged this from elohbee and added:
    um. i think they tried their hardest to make her look the most frightening ever. seriously. wtf is this. when i get this...
  14. experiencethewarmth reblogged this from frangry
  15. notexactly reblogged this from nedhepburn and added:
    I saw this on ONTD and almost vomited.
  16. loststrobes reblogged this from gician
  17. gician reblogged this from elohbee and added:
    She looks just like Bette Midler in Hocus Pocus.
  18. chrisyamashiro reblogged this from nedhepburn and added:
    san diego bands they’re covering all
  19. elohbee reblogged this from nedhepburn and added:
    I’m sorry, but she
  20. shorterexcerpts reblogged this from nedhepburn and added:
    Yet again, Dee Synder...Twisted Sister were years ahead
  21. nedhepburn reblogged this from frangry and added:
    this has to be fake. it has to be. if it isn’t i’m moving to a commune where i will grow all
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