Ned Hepburn

High-res I had a crush on Kat from the moment that I met her because the moment I met her I was really drunk. We dated, but I was constantly making out with other people. Why? Because I am a terrible person. I wondered why she couldn’t see that I really liked her even though I was making out with half of the female employees at Sephora by that point. She broke up with me and dated a flute player with a ponytail named Bobby. Then she had a kid with the next guy.

I had a crush on Kat from the moment that I met her because the moment I met her I was really drunk. We dated, but I was constantly making out with other people. Why? Because I am a terrible person. I wondered why she couldn’t see that I really liked her even though I was making out with half of the female employees at Sephora by that point. She broke up with me and dated a flute player with a ponytail named Bobby. Then she had a kid with the next guy.


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  1. chrismenning reblogged this from nedhepburn and added:
    Ned Hepburn will not hesitate to remind you...much more interesting and satisfying love...
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  3. serpentorthegreat said: fucked that one up quite nicely.
  4. hopeandforce said: yikes.
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