Ned Hepburn

lets just all move to manhattan and build a bunch of mosques circling the island

so that it keeps all the reactionary fake-libertarian assholes out. And then lets all read the New Yorker every goddam day and relate fully to Brian from Family Guy and get really, really into jazz and legalize pot. We’ll call the new area “Yeah, We Know” and live there and just blog about blogging and revel in our new ‘beau monde’ society at the organic coffee shop while we write our novels - which will, of course, all be funded by Kickstarter and a benevolent anonymous billionaire only known as “Mister Jordison”.

Sarah Palin, et al, can get both of the Dakotas and we’ll just funnel second hand pot smoke into their SUV air conditioning systems so that when the final morbidly obese toddler kills the other final morbidly obese toddler in a battle over who gets the last social-economic french fry everyone can just sit back and relax and go “the free market didn’t work and Coke Zero was never our savior after all”.

Who’s with me?

Notes

  1. eclecticcuriosity reblogged this from nedhepburn and added:
    ready for this. Although, I doubt most...my friends will even
  2. mollsattacks reblogged this from nedhepburn and added:
    how awesome it sounds....how much my crush on ned hepburn grows every day.
  3. olycam reblogged this from nedhepburn
  4. thatgayboi reblogged this from healthyobsessions and added:
    Sounds great. Pretty sure some people already do this in Seattle though. They’re quite amazing.
  5. dmb-mm-bs reblogged this from nedhepburn
  6. alicenbruk said: Seriously, you could create a thesis out of this. I need also to show this to my boyfriend… We’ve been talking about such things all week… We’re with you. Trust me.
  7. pseudogroupie reblogged this from nedhepburn and added:
    More sarcasm, less pseudo-intellectuals, who’s with me?...now I will re-suscribe to...
  8. bastard-brother said: Wow, this made my heart sing.