March 2012
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February 2012
Ron Paul married to 19 year-old. →
Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul is married to a 19 year-old woman. Carol Paul—Ron’s wife of over fifty years—was born on February 29th.
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My girlfriend from high school got married yesterday. Knowing what I knew about her in high school, I can only assume that the first dance at the wedding was The Deftones “House Of Flies”.
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James Murdoch resigns as Chairman of News... →
There is some speculation that James will soon move to New York City and start anew as a bohemian poet become the succesor to his father’s $60,000,000,000 empire at News Corporation, which controls the Wall Street Journal, FOX television, 20th Century Fox movie studios, FOX News, Harper Collins Publishing, well over half the newspapers in Australia, the list is endless.
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Was just about to write a sad-ass blog post about...
and then this little girl comes up to the table and says “HIIIII!!!!” and waved and smiled and now I’m just a fucking puddle on the floor because that was the cutest thing ever and I hate myself for being so cynical.
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Oscars leave Ryan Dunn off of the ‘In Memoriam’... →
Today in bro-news.
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You are no longer allowed to post:
anything to do with Twin Peaks
No, really, it was fun for a while, but if I wanted to fetishize the 90’s I’d just go look at (everything else on the internet). Not all of us are Hillary Weston. Even the few of us that are can barely handle it. So just stop.
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Things my roommate Emily does (in order).
Drink wine.
Complain.
Repeat first two steps.
18- to 34-Year-Olds Are Now 'Generation C'. →
Shut the fuck up, Mashable/Nielsen poll people. Just shut the fuck up.
“Rather than spend a fortune on funky business cards or hours memorizing...”
– Werewolf: How a parlour game became a tech phenomenon
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