Amazing beer, great marijuana, amazing seafood. It’s like Garfield in city form.
Panama City Airport Haikus.
Why why why why why Why why why why why did I Take French in school? There is no way on This planet this empenada Cost $3 American. It is like someone who Had never seen a Hot Pocket was Asked to draw one and Then failed greatly At it and - long story short - This “thing” cost three bucks. There’s beautiful women Wearing sweatpants. It’s almost like Riding the C...
Phoenix Airport Haikus, 8:22am
Three hours sleep makes Security pat down more Awkward; such soft hands. Sunglasses indoors. Makes everyone think you are Big time celebrity. A celebrity Who is currently eating Hot Tamales for breakfast While sitting on floor Like child or perhaps hobo. Big time celebrity. Too tired to make Conversation with employee Of Cinnabons chain. (What kind of human Needs 730 calories Before 9am?...
brooklynmutt: Don Draper Presents Facebook Timeline :0 Oh. My. God.
jonahray: The DRIVE trailer with shitty music. MAKES YA THINK! DON’T IT!
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dolfapedia asked: I see you used several unnecessary apostrophes in that last post. Was that also because you were born in England?
evitravels asked: I am American, born to immigrants. I can tell you that I don't look at the world like that. Neither do any of my family members, and I'm honestly not sure I can think of even five friends that do. I question whether being born outside the US is something that gives you the credibility to make pronouncements about the "vast majority" of Americans. Anyway, I'm the first to...
kylekinane: A “Los Angeles” triathalon? Isn’t that doing 10 rails in Venice, driving drunk to downtown, and then talking about your spec for 6 hours?
gokngo asked: MORE LIKE POST WEIGHT LOSS JONAH HILL AMIRITE
“the Dane Cook of Tumblr”
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Los Angeles Coffee Shop.
I want to walk around tell everyone in this coffee shop - I want to whisper in their ear - that I will be buying their script for a million, billion dollars and that Tom Cruise will be in it. I want to tell the shitty new girl (who took over from the sassy blonde girl who used to work here when I lived in LA) that she is way too friendly and that I hate her for it and that life is shit, shit,...
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