March 2011
Responding to a situation with humor, as opposed to, say, dead-serious...
– Tina Fey’s Bossypants: the star’s brand of tough girl feminism. - By Katie Roiphe - Slate Magazine. Excellent article.
HOW TO PICK UP A GIRL ON TUMBLR →
from Street Boners & TV Carnage. Genius.
soon, soon...
It’s going to be glorious the day that I finally reveal that this entire hipster douchebag persona has been a decade long piece of performance art.
There is nothing wrong with loving the crap out of everything. Negative people...
– Ryan Adams
The Kill Team - Rolling Stone →
brooklynmutt:
How U.S. soldiers in Afghanistan murdered innocent civilians and mutilated their corpses – and how their officers failed to stop them. Plus: An exclusive look at the war crime photos censored by the Pentagon
so there's this. →
New York is very expensive.
Where most of my money goes every month:
Solid gold baby-heroin.
Bangles.
Baubles.
Bauble-baubles (baubles for my preexisting baubles).
free range organic baby-heroin.
commemorative “Will & Kate” heroin spoons.
multiple high class escorts entirely for snuggling and talking about my ex girlfriends who i still have feelings for but you know thats how it goes i mean sigh i mean...
Swing & a miss.
The Ned Hepburn Story. Next on Lifetime.
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26-year-old self-published ebook sensation lands... →
Wow.
fuck. just lost one of my gigs.
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The problem is there are death panels. They’re called insurance companies.
– Cenk Ugyur (via brooklynmutt)