January 2012
NED HEPBURN’S NEW YEARS EVE WISH TO YOU ALL.
uncertaincoda asked: Obama signed the NDAA today. Thoughts? Might as well drink up. It's New Years Eve, after all.
December 2011
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Regrets of 2011.
January through September.
Drinking on an empty stomach before hearing Christopher Hitchens died and then drinking MORE upon hearing it and then basically rambling while nearly blackout drunk for the better part of ten blog entries.
Not getting Chipotle today.
The Ultimate 2011 Year End List.
bread
eggs
1% milk
the 99% milk
post-Bridesmaids ‘funny women’ landscape (what happened to just funny people? why do both sides of the argument feel the need to segregate? men aren’t inherently funny. women aren’t inherently funny. you know whats funny? a funny person). anyway.
should’ve ended the list after the milk joke.
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today was directed by Sofia Coppola in that it was shit and it was 2 hours too long.
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Rescue group in crisis mode after cat euthanized -... →
So people will go into overdrive to help a cat get universal healthcare… but don’t give a shit when 60% of American’s don’t have healthcare?
Fuck off. I hate everyone. Everyone is terrible. You’ve all failed.
cyanide-and-ecstasy asked: where did you grow up?
beardybabyjesus:
queeeriosity:
Um, this is pretty much the cutest.
And we’re done with the 2000’s.
Two big announcements.
I have two giant announcements, but I have to wait to tell you them.
One will be more apparent in a week.
The other, closer to Valentines Day. This one is huge.
Soon, my babies. Soon.
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The collection of PDF format documents was roughly the length Leo Tolstoy’s War...
– Twenty-Something Asks Facebook For His File and Gets It. They have a record of everything you’ve done on the site. Every message. Every poke. Everything you’ve ever liked. Every time you’ve logged in. Every interaction. Everything.
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The “War On Drugs” implies that the people on drugs are winning.
– Bill Hicks
Funeral request.
At my funeral I want Dean Stockwell – the guy who played Al in Quantum Leap – to show up and keep checking and jabbing at his watch frantically while crying.
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Is Ryan Gosling the new Zooey Deschanel? Has his meme capacity reached critical mass? When will the inevitable backlash start? Is “Silent Sorta Cocky Cool Guy” the “Manic Pixie Dream Girl” for women? Discuss.
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Have An 80's Hair Metal Christmas.
People forget that Christmas is really all about metal and darkness. Here’s 10 of the best metal Christmas songs to warm your cockles.
Stryper “Winter Wonderland“
Dokken “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”
Queensrÿche “I’m Dreaming Of A White Christmas”
Cinderella “Blue Christmas”
Helloween “White Christmas”
Iron Maiden...