February 2011
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LA to-do list.
Someone a few days ago asked me for an LA to-do list. Seeing as I don’t live there anymore (I KNOW, RIGHT?) I thought I’d share it.
1. Outside inner right hand corner table at Stir Crazy coffee shop. My favorite coffee shop in the city. Casbah Cafe on Sunset was my first job.
2. … half a block down is Hot Wings On Melrose. Go there for chicken wings.
3. THE TACO TRUCK ON...
January 2011
BREAKING: Judge rules entire health care reform... →
You know what’s really unconstitutional? Having to declare myself bankrupt if I break any bone in my body or get sick any further than the flu. Fuck you, you fucking fuck. Rich white people are THE WORST.
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No Age “Fever Dreaming”
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I'm in a damn Coffee Bean in Beverly Hills waiting...
and they’re playing Elliott Smith and it’s not so much “irony” as it is cacaphonic laughter cascading from the heavens like a meteor blowing this whole place away.
Grown men who wear beanies and ties and untucked $180 dress shirts and women whose hair spills over their shoulders like pornographic molasses. Central Casting Coffee Bean.
People here don’t look at...
People are afraid to merge on freeways in Los Angeles. This is the first thing I...
– Bret Easton Ellis, “Less Than Zero”
The "What, Are You Mad About It?" Answer.
There’s a thing I’ve just started doing called the “What, Are You Mad About It?” thing, where if I’m gonna get supremo bummed about something I’ll stop myself and ask “What, Are You Mad About It?”. And 9 times out of 10 it’s just me being a douchebag because I didn’t get enough hugs as a kid. I did, in all honesty. So this whole arguement...
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“Justine” by Joe Wehner.
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