April 2010
March 2010
Fuck your book deals and your Twitter followers and your television deals, New Media assholes. I just had a really amazing sandwich and a decent conversation with a stranger. AND I got an article in print.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it, fuck-os.
Spent the last hour wandering around downtown LA. Pulled up a seat at the bar at Coles and got the French dip sandwich with a few bucks I had. Just started eating it when I got an email that one of my articles got printed in Austrailia. It looks awesome! Happy Ned.
THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHANGE.
The Guest Of A Guest LA Launch Party! →
should be fun.
Nominate me for the directory. →
i don’t even care for what. i just have to keep this ailing fame-boner up. i dont know why anymore. i feel so empty inside. help me, god. help me. i just want to step away from the computer. i can feel the sun. i want to go outside. i want to feel what real people feel. i dont want to keep clicking on the little red numbers. i feel like a lab rat. there must be another way out of here.
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The New Yorker's 1925 Definitions
langer:
oldnewyork:
by S.S., The New Yorker, p. 30, Feb. 21, 1925:
Celebrity: Someone who can go to a party in a soft shirt, without shaving. Personality: The gift of being charmingly rude. Gentleman: A man who always has some small change. Lady: A woman who can hold her liquor anywhere, any time. Home: A place to sleep as a last resort. Success: Being recognized by the head-waiter.
Naming of John Fante Square (corner of 5th &... →
Naming of John Fante Square (corner of 5th & Grand)
Event Start Time Thu, 04/08/2010 - 12:00pm - 1:00pm
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anyone else gonna be free during Thursday lunchtime?
rawsalt asked: bookish gay men and angry feminists hate everyone.
it fucking sucks that a lot of my haters seem to be bookish gay men and angry feminists, because i secretly really enjoy going to poetry slams, craft fairs and organic farmers markets.
What you do when you’re underemployed/unemployed is what you really want to do the whole time you’re working.
I figured that out when I was watching Point Break and searching the Craigslist Jobs section for “lion tamer”.
Im lucky I caught myself. I might have ended up the only man in the rest home...
– Jerry Stahl, “Permanent Midnight”
Screenwriter apologizes for 'Battlefield Earth' –... →
“J.D. Shapiro wants the world to know he is very, very sorry.”
Billy Corgan Haikus 1990-2010.
1990. O my hair is nice. I think I will try acid now. Walls are melting! Fuuuck!
1992. I am the voice of A generation. Oh well, Can’t win em all.
1994. Fuck James. Fuck e’ryone. I’m doing this whole thing myself. Drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs.
1996. I’m going to take what Cheap Trick did and bastard- ize it into ground.
Also, am going to Pretend I am only guy Who heard of “Yes”.
1998....
it might not be the largest circle of friends by any means; infact it might be construed as a small handful; but goddam am i really glad i met each and every one of my close friends.
im such a sentimental fuck.
Ask The Dust written here -- 826 S Berendo →
JOHN FANTE WROTE ‘ASK THE DUST’ HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Tom Waits' LA bus tour in Hollywood →
04/03/2010.
OH MY GOD I NEED TO GO TO THERE.
The film’s website describes how, “Harris proved how, in the...
– We Live in Public - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia