December 2010
Off to the UK, brb.
November 2010
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Sex In Dallas “Everybody Deserves To Be...
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'12 Days Of Christmas' Is Going To Cost Big Bucks... →
Trying to buy the 364 items repeated in all the song’s verses — from 12 drummers drumming to a partridge in a pear tree — would cost $96,824, an increase of 10.8 percent over last year, according to the annual Christmas Price Index compiled by PNC Wealth Management.
Well I’m glad somebody figured it out because I was getting worried.
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You are a very special snowflake.
If you ever want to vomit in your mouth read the comments section on a Yahoo story.
When did this country become Archie Bunker?
Bob Dylan “Ballad Of A Thin Man”
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jesuisperdu:
@nedhepburn: “the Black Eyed Peas are the reverse Velvet Underground. they cause thousands of people who listen to their music to NOT want to make music.”
Cranberry Fucking Sauce.
Today is the day - the one day of the fucking year - where cranberry sauce gets it’s dues. I say: Fuck That (capital F capital T). Cranberry sauce is the greatest sauce amongst all sauces. What say you now, BBQ sauce, with your rule over the summer sauces, as Thanksgiving approaches and you cower behind your McRib? What say you now, Soy Sauce, without your precious, precious Panda Express to...
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At the mall I farted
in line buying Christmas presents and there was a little girl behind me. I didn’t realize. The girl said “it stinks in here” and the Dad said “Obama’s America”.
I saved $60 on my purchase.
