October 2009
and another one more thing...
our presenter is a total fucking babe. she was talking to me in broken english and that is so fucking cute and i’m like “lady, stick a fork in me and call me Beethoven’s 5th because i am DONE-DONE-DONE DONEEEEEEE”.
i didnt really say that. but i wish i had.
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September 2009
one more thing
theres a fucking press conference of some sorts tomorrow.
i plan to not take off my sunglasses the entire time.
i know no spanish, and plan to say “fantastico” and “besos” a lot. those may be the only two words i use. or know. they taught me some swear words tonight but i only know how to say them phonetically. i can say “i fucked your mother… maybe”....
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HEY DAVID / JOHN @ EL TUMBLR
i just told everyone on the trip in South America about Tumblr. MUY BUENO.
#kickback #dollas #muchos-pesos-porfavor
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ola... wrote this on the plane.
IN WHICH I EXPLAIN THE LANGUAGE BARRIER.
Let’s get some things straight. I am a dumb, pig-headed American. I do not know anything about anything that isn’t in the Lower 48, aside from whatever gleams into the pathway of my consciousness the same way a train gleams into the consciousness of a station. For the first time in about seven years I am going abroad - and not just any...
off i gooooo
at the airport, about to leave, nervous as hell, i dont know any spanish… even the airport announcements are in spanish. i took FRENCH in high school goddamit what has that EVER gotten me (except “laid” once in 2007).
tired from lack of sleep. the most nerveracking part is going to be getting off the plane when i get there and the sixty foot walk to whoever the person is holding...
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Why talk about wine when you can talk about talking about wine? New media...
– - Mark Zuckerburg (via tanya77)
why is Facebookbro talking like Hipster Runoff?
WTF people from the sixties? I see this and I turn to Julia, who is playing...
– i’m going to be saying “WTF people from the sixties?” all day long. this guys post is so fucking quotable…
WTF people from the sixties?
I see this, and I turn to Julia.
insert your fave modern bad (<—- no ‘n’)
I just recently discovered Daft Punk...
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and in case i don't see ya, good afternoon, good...
its a Tom Waits, bottle of wine, and half pack of...