March 2009
Uffie “First Love”
this the only good...
i never trust
a man in shorts.
the day i wear sandals
is the day that you can shoot off my feet.
February 2009
The Descendents ”Suburban Home”
Dead Kennedys “MTV Get Off The Air”
Rick James “Mary Jane”
Eels “Novacaine For The Soul”
Kansas “Dust In The Wind”
dude. dude.
Top 5 Things Booze Has Done For Humanity (for...
heeeere ya go:
5. Monks
If it wasn’t for a bunch of bored monks - lets face it - we wouldn’t have the level of alcohol that we have today. When you combine celibacy with “nothing to do”, getting drunk seems like the obvious solution. And thanks to monks and their free time we have the hops & barley & deliciousness that we’ve come to know and love today....
everytime i lose a follower i press this button
here.
thanks to all the people that unfollowed me when i starting talking ‘career’. i’m glad you stuck around for the fart jokes, the boner jokes, and my ramblings about hot girls, but as soon as i start talking “for serious” i lose like 5 followers.
one more thing on the S.A.G thing
i cant stress how much i’ve wanted to be in S.A.G.
imagine me showing up my first day on Angels & Demons and EVERY MOTHERFUCKER wants to be “SAG”. there were 500 people that first day, and i’d predict 450 of them were asking the A.D how they could get union, if they could get a line, or some shit. a lot of people give up when they find out how much work - and chance -...
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GOOD: so it looks like i’ll be S.A.G. eligable after this Alice In Wonderland thing. its weird having the pool of people you’re in go from 50 to 25 to 12 to 3.
S.A.G being the Screen Actors Guild. also comes with a $2,300 entrance fee. getting into the union is a craaaazy ordeal. basically you have to book union work to become union. and thats the catch 22. they won’t book you...
Roger Alan Wade “If You’re Gonna Be...
Gary Portnoy “Cheers Theme”
Jenny Lewis “Acid Tongue”
sooooo i went into the studio today to basically do 5 minutes of prosthetics fitting. i wear a big old prosthetic chin. and pantaloons. did i tell you i’m wearing prosthetic chin to make me look like a fattie and pantaloons? i have a weird life. this is The Hollywood Dream, people. except its the Culver City dream, because no-one goes to Hollywood except housewives and little girls. they all...
i’m in ‘A’ Group and i’ve got to show up for test shots tomorrow morning for Alice In Wonderland, apparently.
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The Exploited “Sex and Violence”
Shinichi Osawa “Star Guitar” (Chemical...
Midnight Juggernaugts “Into The...
“if you wanna make the world a better place take a look at yourself and make a...”
– michael fucking jackson
Devendra Banhart “Chinese Children”
For Lent? No diggity.
for now though you can bag it (bag it) up.
Bon Iver “Skinny Love”
Bruce Springsteen “I’m On Fire”...
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Geto Boys “Damn It Feels Good To Be a...
Flipper “Ha Ha Ha”