January 2010
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Ned Hepburn: Happy New Year, attractive witty blogger lady.
Me: Is this a mass text?
Elvis Costello “This Year’s...
December 2009
The Beta Band “Dry The Rain”
James Taylor “Fire and Rain”
Don Maclean “American Pie”
Bat For Lashes “Daniel” ____...
Justice “Waters Of Nazareth” (Erol...
Midnight Juggernauts “Into The Galaxy”...
The Rapture “House Of Jealous Lovers”...
Andrew W.K “Party Hard” _____
#5 of...
HI XBOX LIVE GUY!!!!
i dont have a microphone. hi. oh my god. this is so hilarious. my xbox is talking to me. hi. hello!
Visage “Fade To Grey”
Sex In Dallas “Everybody Deserves To Be...
007 New Years Resolution.
After the Colombia people recinded the job offer (due to my lack of fluency in Spanish OH MY GOD YOU COULDVE SAID SOMETHING EARLIER, HOMBRES Y MUJERS), I kinda gave up the “learn Spanish asap” goal.
The new one is way better.
They’re currently writing the new James Bond film, and as a few of you may know I’m a die hard 007 fan. So - fuck it - I’m going to try and...
“When I entered the business in the autumn of my 16th year, newspapering seemed...”
– Roger Ebert puts newspapers to bed (via mollylambert)
Speaking of book deals
Do you think if The Daily What got a book deal it’d just be a collection of other peoples short stories with no credit given?
Swimming with sharks tomorrow. FUCK YEAH.
“I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I...
bebelestrange:
J.D. Salinger
She called me Honest John.
This all just happened.
“hey are you lookin for a good time?”. She was kind of young, wearing a nice dress and walking with a purpose. I’d seen her down the block.
So I said
“Sure, but I think I’m just going to the bar”
So she said
“How about we go to my place and have a little fun?”
Visions of backgammon and charades danced through my head but...
just fucking SLAYED it at kareoke. don’t stop believing, indeed.
Brilliant Ideas For Tattoos.
• a polar bear blinking in a snowstorm.
• lower back tattoo of Jon Lovitz.
• upper back tattoo of Jon Lovitz.
• “glasses and mustache” disguise, on face.
• Bowser at a piano.
• full sleeve of various scenes from Planes, Trains & Automobiles.
• Kevin Spacey, squatting.
• small white lump of cocaine on area between thumb and forefinger.
• “I Brake For Yard...
“Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank...”
– “Invictus”, William Ernest Henly.
Elvis Costello “What’s So Funny About...
WatchA Very Colbert Christmas (full).
BLESS US, EVERYONE.
... and Merry Christmas, Everyone.
its been a christmas from hell, for obvious reasons. i miss dad. he was the absolute fucking best, the coolest person in the entire world. regardless, i’ll spare you those details again, i’d rather talk about you right now.
i hope y’all are doing great with your families and such, even if you dont like them, you only get one, so snap the fuck out of it and give them all a big...
