December 2008
CALLING ALL DUDES
hey brosephs, i’m starting a series on Manolith (the site has yet to go ‘live’ so i’m going some groundwork rightaboutnow. if you could, take some time and answer some or all of these questions and either reblog it or email it to me. thnx dudes!
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So I was sitting here watching Pump Up The Volume, Christian Slater’s peice-du-resistance. Not only does it feature...
November 2008
My Article On Hooters: Chicken, Crab, and...
soooo when Manolith goes live in january, this is Part 1 of that article on Hooters. enjoyyy.
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There are few things more American - more patriotic - than chicken wings, attractive waitresses, and beer. I defy you to think of a more American combination. Maybe I’m low-balling it a little. Sure, Mt Rushmore is pretty rad, and if you’ve ever seen a bald eagle they’re cool I...
when did VH1 go from the “alanis morissette and five for fighting!” channel to “heinous insane trainwreck” channel?
did it just happen at 12 midnight in 2003 and no-one really said anything?
A VOCABULARY LESSON FROM BILL S. PRESTON, ESQ. &...
POSITIVE ADJECTIVES
Excellent (ěk3sc-lcnt) English definition: Being of the highest or finest quality; exceptionally good; superb.
Triumphant (tr§-ßm!fcnt) English definition: Exulting in success or victory.
Bodacious (bÇ-d~!shcs) English definition: Intrepidly bold or daring; audacious.
Outstanding (out!stăn!ding) English definition: Standing out among others of its kind; distinguished;...
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SNL - Mom Jeans
Now it’s back to the maelstrom; back to Los Angeles.
Back to the marathon.
My Article On Hangovers
just finished this. should be going up sometime in january, but its on my blog RIGHT NOW. enjoy.
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Hangovers. Lets just get this over with. I woke up this morning; my liver had left a note on the pillow next to me. It read “Dear Ned. Youre a fucking asshole. You put me through too much shit. Last night was the final straw. Signed, Your Liver”. This is a true...
Fuck yeah I’ll watch The Godfather! Thanks, TV! Thanks, hangover!
Last night I ran into my very first girlfriend ever. Woof. Glad I dodged that bullet. This being the girl who thought ketchup was “too spicy”.
Who am I kiddin. She’s a sweetheart these days. Total 180.
The entire Internet is drunk tonight.
woahwoahwoah everyones getting naked on the internet.
i’m saving my body for marriage. sorry, internet!
If you are in the bay area tune into KFJC 89.7 fm at 5pm.
If all goes to plan I’m calling in to Cap’n Jacks Skulltime For Kids radio show.
I think you can stream it online if you google KFJC. It’s the best college radio show fucking ever.
Peter Atencio Will NOT Do A Line Of Coke Off Of... →
as a fucking actor i read this initially thinking “damn, we can’t ALL be like that”.
but the truth is: there is nothing more unattractive than a struggling, hungry actor. there really isn’t. and i say this as one. i’m broke as fuck and i’m basically eating canned tuna and Carnation Instant Breakfasts.
but i’ll say this in the guys defence because, hell,...
Sunset Gun →
i think i found my new favorite blog. and its written by a total babe. i think i found my new favorite writer babe, too. and she talks about cars too which is fucking dlskfgnlwifhwlekhjrnfp3wjfpw3fj.