ned hepburn

is a 25 year old freelance writer/actor/Los Angeles cliché/occasional dj. i write for Vice, boner party!!!, fuckyeahsharks, and Manolith.com. email me.

tv & new media agent: Brandon Martinez at Abrams Artists / / / / / literary agent: Sam Hiyate at The Rights Agency

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Three Six Mafia “Stay Fly”

Saturday, November 7th 2009 3:49pm

servemyworldblog:

DONATE MONEY AND I’LL TATTOO WHATEVER ON ME!
I’m raising money for Third World orphanages. For every $10 you donate, your name gets entered into a drawing. Your name gets picked, you choose any tattoo for me to get. I get tattoo, kids get help, you get the glory of knowing there is a human out there with a tattoo of your face on it. Everyone’s happy. DONATE, read awful tattoo submissions and submit your own HERE!
* REBLOG - FOR EVERY REBLOG UP TO 3,000 MY DAD WILL DONATE $2 
GUILT TRIP ALERT: $10 will give a classroom of kids education for one day or buy you two drinks at Starbucks.

my idea for the tattoo is brian dennehy.

servemyworldblog:

DONATE MONEY AND I’LL TATTOO WHATEVER ON ME!

I’m raising money for Third World orphanages. For every $10 you donate, your name gets entered into a drawing. Your name gets picked, you choose any tattoo for me to get. I get tattoo, kids get help, you get the glory of knowing there is a human out there with a tattoo of your face on it. Everyone’s happy. DONATE, read awful tattoo submissions and submit your own HERE!

* REBLOG - FOR EVERY REBLOG UP TO 3,000 MY DAD WILL DONATE $2 

GUILT TRIP ALERT: $10 will give a classroom of kids education for one day or buy you two drinks at Starbucks.

my idea for the tattoo is brian dennehy.

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Saturday, November 7th 2009 3:29pm

it appears the recession is taking a turn for the better/worse/acid trip.

it appears the recession is taking a turn for the better/worse/acid trip.

Friday, November 6th 2009 8:39pm

this isnt a definite… but say i got offered a job in Colombia. lets just say, hypothetically, that i got offered a job there. lets say, maybe, that that might have happened.

now lets just say that i was standing outside the apartment that i might be renting in Hollywood when i got the email - who - coincidentally - aren’t ready for someone to move in for a few days. now, lets just say that. now, lets just SUPPOSE that i dropped everything in LA to go down there. lets just suppose that to perhaps be factual. lets just wax on that for a few seconds. now, of course this all hypothetical, lets say you had a couple of days to think it over. none of this is cemented. but would you? not 24 hours ago did i convince myself to stay in LA. but then this - hypothetically - happened. perhaps. maybe. now theres a lot to think about. or not think about, because this is all wet cement right now.

fuck. what a fucking week / month / year.

Friday, November 6th 2009 8:21pm

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Sonic Youth “Kool Thing”

Friday, November 6th 2009 7:38pm

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THANK YOU I’LL BE HERE ALL WEEK.

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THANK YOU I’LL BE HERE ALL WEEK.

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Friday, November 6th 2009 7:19pm

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My Bloody Valentine “Lose My Breath”

Friday, November 6th 2009 4:12pm

"to a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

- Mark Twain

Friday, November 6th 2009 3:34pm

koolberg:

ned hepburn must be losing his shit.
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this will be the title of my memoir.

koolberg:

ned hepburn must be losing his shit.

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this will be the title of my memoir.

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Friday, November 6th 2009 3:16pm

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Burl Ives “The Donut Song”

Friday, November 6th 2009 2:23pm

Free Good Mac Programs

stephenfalk:

Absolutely agreed. I did a trial of WriteRoom and it’s awesome.

lizlet:

Hey, Mac users, sweet-ass free software deal happening here: http://www.macheist.com/. Worth it just for WriteRoom, which I adore.

i approve this message.

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Friday, November 6th 2009 2:16pm

Friday, November 6th 2009 11:21am

Jon Stewart does Glenn Beck.

this is classic television.

Friday, November 6th 2009 9:56am