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my idea for the tattoo is brian dennehy.
it appears the recession is taking a turn for the better/worse/acid trip.
this isnt a definite… but say i got offered a job in Colombia. lets just say, hypothetically, that i got offered a job there. lets say, maybe, that that might have happened.
now lets just say that i was standing outside the apartment that i might be renting in Hollywood when i got the email - who - coincidentally - aren’t ready for someone to move in for a few days. now, lets just say that. now, lets just SUPPOSE that i dropped everything in LA to go down there. lets just suppose that to perhaps be factual. lets just wax on that for a few seconds. now, of course this all hypothetical, lets say you had a couple of days to think it over. none of this is cemented. but would you? not 24 hours ago did i convince myself to stay in LA. but then this - hypothetically - happened. perhaps. maybe. now theres a lot to think about. or not think about, because this is all wet cement right now.
fuck. what a fucking week / month / year.
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Reblogged from That Sounds Clever..
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My Bloody Valentine “Lose My Breath”
"to a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail."
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Jon Stewart does Glenn Beck.
this is classic television.
